The most private thing, that I will admit, is that I won't spill, the half of it. I won't reveal, my dirty habits. I'll hide my failures, and "should'a-had-its" You'll never see, my lesser moods, I've got the, coolest attitude. And of course I'll try, to cloak my quirks, and stash away, my "you're a jerks." In fact, I'm perfect, in every way, and hey, aren't we all today? But what do you mean, that it's too late? That I've spilled the beans on this very date? That the things

Mellaphant the elephant, Smelled a funny smellaphant, And wondered what the hellaphant, Was causing such a stink. Uncle Monk, the aging skunk, Was the source, of all the funk. But his story never fully makes it into this poem… #Poetry #Language

If Alice never fell, Down that rabbit hole. There would be no Wonderland, No story to be told. If Dorothy and Toto, Never ran away, There would be no wicked witch, No Oz, no old Aunt May. Good thing the little mermaid, Traded voice for feet. If she never took that risk, The prince she would not meet. And, imagine what would happen, If when she had the chance, Cinderella stayed at home. There would be no dance. Now think about the things, That we would never see, If when I ask

This is a novel Unit-Step function that was developed while working with Fourier Transforms and the Heavyside Step Function in an attempt to remove discontinuities at boundaries of piecewise functions and formulate waves that are primally periodic. The function's main utility is to offer a method to construct single function alternatives to plurally defined piecewise functions. The form is interesting in relation to its components considering that pi, i, and the natural l